About Me

More Than Just an Awesome Balloon Man

About Me

simonWe provide awesome balloons for awesome people, big kids and little kids.  We are available for Corporate Events, Marketing & Promotions, Roving Entertainment & Traffic Building.

Make a huge impact at your next marketing or promotional event with Roving Balloon Twisting entertainment. It’s an awesome way to keep the customers’ kids occupied while mum and dad spend more time in your store.

Awesome-up your next corporate party or team-building event with uniquely fun and creative balloon-twisting. It’s all-in awesomeness where everyone gets picked on and teamwork is essential.

Need to pull a crowd?

Simon is outstanding at Trade Shows, Openings, Meet and Greets and Conventions where you need to boost your profile and build traffic & interest.

Just need some standalone awesomeness for your gig? We can provide amazing balloon sculptures from tabletop decorations to 11ft dinosaurs, racing cars or Harley Davidsons you can sit on.

For more details on Corporates, Traffic Building etc, see our corporate page.

Done with reading already and just want to see for yourself? Check out our corporate photo gallery.


If it’s a kid’s party you want, Balloon Awesomeness delivers the ultimate entertainer/babysitter.

Whether you need a great kid’s entertainer to ‘stand-and-deliver’ for the entire party or hold a workshop where all kids get involved creating their own dogs, swords, flowers or whatever special requests they can come up with – look no further.

For more details see our parties page.

Kid nagging you to see what it’s like? Go straight to our parties photo gallery.

Circus, Magic, Juggling, Unicycling and other Funky things…

Go here to read more about Simon.